Single & Ready to Wrinkle

Hello, I'm Noah. I'm 28 years old and still haven't got a single date in my life, I'm looking for a life coach who can help me figure out the hard choices in my day to day life, you know? I'm sad and single, I have some friends online, but that's it.

My main hobby is playing video games and sharing pictures with my friends from the interweb. They all like my pictures and say I'm special and funny.

I recently created a dating profile because my friend told me I could get some action if I did, I might not be an action star like the people in the movies, but I still like action in my life because action is fun.

I used one of my best pictures for my profile! It's super hot and shows off my beautiful mustache, which my mom says is a lady magnet.

I thankfully got a date with a girl named Michelle. She's a bit too young for my liking, I prefer people that are over 70 years old. Just a preference, but I'm willing to give her a try.

Can you please help me not ruin this date with her? Please? I will sometimes ask for your help on how to react or what to do. Thank you!

Lots of kisses - Noah.

Hello, I'm Noah. I'm 28 years old and still haven't got a single date in my life, I'm looking for a life coach who can help me figure out the hard choices in my day to day life, you know? I'm sad and single, I have some friends online, but that's it.

I'm in Love With Your Dead Grandmother

TEAM UP. TAG IN.
Welcome to 2XKO, the free-to-play fighting game from the makers of League of Legends and VALORANT. 

2V2 COMBAT
In 2XKO, good teamwork makes the difference between victory and defeat. Fight solo to control both champions on your team, or grab a friend to duo with. Switch up your game every match with Fuses, powerful playstyle modifiers that change the rules your team plays by.

LEGENDARY FIGHTERS
League of Legends’ iconic champions take the stage with fresh movesets inspired by the MOBA and reimagined for fighting games. Immerse yourself in the world of Runeterra with beautifully crafted stages, cutting-edge 2D graphics, and original music tracks that bring your battles to life.

LOBBIES & MATCHMAKING
Step into a virtual arcade where your next duo partner—or rival—awaits. Ranked, Casual, and Private lobbies let you play your way whether you wanna compete, spectate, or just mash. Plus, with best-in-class rollback netcode and anti-cheat systems, 2XKO delivers fair, lag-free gameplay every time you queue up.

2XKO is a free-to-play fighting game from Riot Games, the studio behind League of Legends and VALORANT. Fight solo or with a friend in explosive 2v2 showdowns, mastering a range of powerful champion abilities and unique tag mechanics to take down the enemy duo.

2XKO

A mesmerizing, intertwined, decaying world awaits. 

Awaken MIO, a nimble robot with extraordinary abilities, and unravel the mysteries of the Vessel, an enormous technological ark overgrown with lush vegetation and machines gone rogue. 

Nobody knows why the Pearls, The Vessel's AI caretakers, have ceased functioning. Forgotten by all, the Vessel faces imminent shutdown. Dive into its depths to revive its lost memories, as you unravel your true past and destiny, in this mesmerizing metroidvania.

Will you rise to the challenge and save the Vessel from destruction? Will you dare to seek and wake its memories?

•Explore a captivating universe, full of wonder and artistic curiosities. Interact with the Vessel’s environments to learn more about its past and memories. 

•Earn game-changer abilities to help MIO progress through this twisted and interconnected space. Climb walls like a spider or float through the air with your Glide power. Master precision, rhythm, and timing to find the perfect flow!

•Face off a diverse array of over 30 enemy units and 15 formidable guardian bosses. Use your arsenal of powers to adapt to every encounter. Evade foes using your Hook, unleash orbs as powerful projectiles, and even create decoy clones to strike from unexpected angles. It’s always your choice!

•Enhance and customize MIO abilities by scavenging components. Spice up your fighting skills with many Modifiers and transform MIO into a formidable force tailored to your playstyle.

Play as android MIO in this mesmerizing metroidvania where you explore the Vessel, an enormous technological ark overgrown with machines gone rogue. Uncover its secrets, enhance MIO's abilities, and save the spaceship and its residents from oblivion.

MIO: Memories in Orbit

Stack all kinds of mouth-watering baked goods, from croissants to cookie hearts and everything in between!

Grab your spatula, lift the baked goods out of the oven, and put them on display so that customers can buy them! With a steady stream of hungry customers waiting in line, it's up to you to deliver their orders quickly and efficiently!

Satisfy your customers and earn money that you can spend to hire additional staff and expand your bakery! Unlock new recipes and serve even more delicious pastries!

Need a helping hand? Invite your friend to play in local co-op mode and expand your bakery to the next level! Grab your aprons and get ready to bake up a storm in Baking Time together!

Features:
- Bake over 30 different pastries that your customers won't resist!
- Collect baked goods with a spatula and put them on the display to sell them!
- Operate the cash register and satisfy your customers' appetites!
- Earn tons of money to unlock new levels of your bakery!
- Hire staff to help you collect the baked goods much faster!
- Unlock 32 adorable animals that boost the cash you and your bakers collect!
- Upgrade your character and workers to walk faster or carry more pastries!
- Perform baker's tasks and claim your rewards
- Prepare baked goods for special large orders!
- Feed your cookie monsters to get money each second
- Use the teleport to move faster between levels
- Get caught up in the cooking fever and try not to get hungry!

So what are you waiting for? Keep those ovens hot and bake on!

Get ready for the ultimate bakery game that will satisfy your cooking fever and love for pastries!

Baking Time

Super Farming Boy™ is an exciting mix of ACTION, PUZZLE, and FARMING SIM, heavily relying on CHAIN REACTIONS and COMBOS.

Story
In Super Farming Boy™, you play as Super, whose mom and friends have been captured by your evil nemesis, KORPO®©TM, who unlawfully hires you to work on your own land, taxing all proceeds for himself! Now, with your friends and mom up for sale, you must harvest your way through challenging adventures, saving enough to buy your mom and friends back!

Gameplay Mechanics
In Super Farming Boy™, there are no tools because you are the tool. With the simple push of a button, you can transform into a shovel, a hammer, a pickaxe, a watering can, and more! Super Farming Boy™ can even FLY! The game's central mechanic revolves around chain reactions and combos. The magical seed creatures in this world, once harvested, trigger specific chain-reaction effects that enable you to optimize your farm in ways never seen before in a farming game. These chain reaction and combo powers also serve as your means of defense against creatures, help optimize your daily stamina usage, and facilitate various actions such as chopping down trees, demolishing boulders, removing weeds, collecting items, defeating bosses, and much more! Explore whimsical weathers and extraordinarily unusual seasons, such as Radioactive Season, Timewarp Season, and Volcanic Season. There's even a season set underwater! Super Farming Boy™ has been meticulously designed with touch controls in mind. The gameplay is incredibly intuitive: everything is drag-and-droppable and supports both classic joystick controllers (XBOX, Bluetooth, PS, Joycon, Switch Pro Controllers), keyboard, and touch simultaneously!

Features

Superhero abilities
Super Farming Boy™ has the ability to walk, run, and even fly! Additionally, he can transform into any tool with a simple push or tap of a button—be it a shovel, pickaxe, axe, or hammer, and more!

Chain reaction and combos
Optimize your farm by harvesting a single crop and witnessing the chain and combo effects efficiently harvest your entire farm at once. However, meticulous and strategic planning in your planting efforts is essential!

Unlock & upgrade supertools
All SuperTools and powers in Super Farming Boy™ come in the form of old-school superhero trading cards. Unlock, collect and upgrade them all!

Unusual seasons to discover
Explore a plethora of seasons in Super Farming Boy™, including Spring, Winteria, Volcanic, Radioactive, Underwater (coming soon), and Timewarp (coming soon).

Idle helpers to collect
Rescue all your friend-pets by purchasing them back from Korpo™®©! Each pet comes with a unique idle mechanic to help automate your farm, like auto-watering, auto-hammering, and more.

No inventory management
Super Farming Boy™ eliminates the need for inventory management. All seeds and idle helpers are creatures that follow you around wherever you go, avoiding the hassle of an ever-filling inventory!

Beauty up and customize it all
Personalize your BlobHouse with fantastic beauty items such as bedside tables, rugs, and beds! Your home will be uniquely yours and look amazing with your creative touch.

Boss fights... in a farming game?
Utilize your crops' combo and chain reaction powers to defend your farm against evil creatures like pests and seasonal bosses!

Mushroom boosters
Discover all the crazy Mushroom Booster power-ups scattered through the land, which provide instant effects, such as Daylight during the night, Instant Weather changes, or UltraTool transformations (like a huge hammers) and more mysterious effects. Mix and combine them to see what happens!

Touch controls that are actually good
Enjoy very intuitive touch controls—drag and drop every item in the game! Including NPCs, seeds, idle helpers, and Super Farming Boy™ himself!. Alternatively, play with your favorite XBOX/PS or Bluetooth controller. You can use both controls at the same time if you want.

Your farm is under attack! Fly, harvest, grow crops & whack pests with your shape-shifting superpowers as you seek revenge from your evil nemesis, Korpo, who has captured your mom, friends and superpowers! An action-puzzle farming sim heavily relying on chain reactions and combos.

Super Farming Boy

Battle Puzzle 2048 - Queens of the Abyss brings a spellbinding twist to the classic 2048 puzzle game! Slide tiles to combine matching numbers, build powerful combos, and take on a colorful array of supernatural foes. Face off against crafty witches, playful vampires, and adorable girly demons, each armed with unique abilities like hexing tiles, draining health, or summoning chaos on the grid.
Defeat these magical enemies by smashing high-value tiles into them while keeping an eye on their cooldowns and countering their attacks. Choose from five difficulty levels to match your skill and enjoy a thrilling mix of strategy, puzzles, and supernatural mischief.
Once you've conquered the witches and demons, switch to Infinite Mode to chase the ultimate 2048 score. Combine tiles, climb the numbers, and test your puzzle mastery in this enchanting and challenging game. Can you rise to the top and become the ultimate puzzle champion in a world of magic and mayhem?

Combine tiles and battle witches, vampires, and cute girly demons in Battle Puzzle 2048 - Queens of the Abyss! Outsmart foes with unique abilities, play infinite mode, or tackle 5 difficulty levels. Can you defeat them all?

Battle Puzzle 2048 - Queens of the Abyss

Welcome to the universe of Mel The Space Cat!

In Mel The Space Cat, you’ll guide Mel, a courageous cosmic cat traveling across alien planets in search of safety even if that means escaping from energy traps, laser cannons, hazardous landscapes, and the mysterious alien Theo!
Across 40 handcrafted space levels, your reflexes and timing will be pushed to the limit in a journey filled with charm, danger, and zero gravity surprises.

Run from danger as you explore alien worlds!

Your mission is simple: help Mel survive each extraterrestrial environment and reach her spaceship.
But beware these planets are full of cosmic threats! Dodge deadly traps, avoid energy balls and cannons, and master tricky platforming challenges across unique interstellar biomes.

Simple controls, increasing challenge.

With easy-to-learn controls, Mel The Space Cat is accessible for players of all ages — but completing all 40 space levels is no small feat.
Precision, quick reactions, and perfect timing will be essential as the adventure grows more intense.

Travel across colorful and dangerous planets.

Journey through vibrant cosmic environments, from glowing purple planets to massive static worlds suspended in space each location brings new challenges, new traps, and unique surprises along your interstellar path.

Mel The Space Cat

Mel The Space Cat (Xbox One)

Quarantine Zone: The Last Check puts you in charge of a critical checkpoint during a zombie outbreak.

Armed with advanced screening tools and your own instincts, you must decide who gets through and who stays behind. One wrong choice could let the infection slip past your post.

But holding the line is only the beginning. You’ll need to manage scarce resources, reinforce defenses, and keep your camp alive as chaos intensifies with each passing day.

SEE IT? SORT IT
Use high-tech tools to uncover signs of infection among the terrified survivors. Identify contraband, forbidden items, and even rare collectables as you work to keep your checkpoint secure. Send those with suspicious symptoms to quarantine for observation, to the lab for additional screening, or save healthy survivors by sending them to the living block. And those who show to be infected… well, they don't stand a chance anyway.

COMMAND THE CATASTROPHE
As the survivor population swells, you’ll be relied upon to provide essentials such as power, food, and medicine. When the alarms are raised, pilot armed drones to ensure the infected don’t breach the compound. The better you manage your ever-expanding base, the more resources, tools, and weapon upgrades you’ll unlock.

LEARN. ADAPT. SURVIVE.
When a quarantined survivor becomes an undead predator, all is not lost! Keep newly turned zombies confined to harvest and prepare samples in return for new tools, staff XP, and long-term upgrades. Individuals with unknown symptoms can also be analyzed, but these tests are always fatal to the subject. Will you choose to preserve life? Or will you pursue knowledge at any cost?

Command the checkpoint in a collapsing city. Screen survivors, manage scarce resources, and hold back the undead. Every your choice matters and one mistake could unleash the plague beyond your walls.

Quarantine Zone: The Last Check

Armed with powerful weapons, blast through waves of fierce enemies to reach the ultimate boss. Collect upgrades along the way to power up and make every shot count!

Unleash a diverse arsenal – from classic firearms to devastating rocket launchers – each with unique abilities for unstoppable action. Gear up with special outfits, each boosting your strength and making every battle more dynamic.

Features:
- Navigate through various landscapes
- Defend yourself from the fierce invaders
- Pick up upgrades to get stronger
- Level up and buy awesome talents
- Complete quests for useful loot
- Open epic loot boxes and enhance your gear

Dodge, shoot, and strategize your moves. Are you ready to conquer the swarm?

Step into the swarm and rise as the ultimate survivor!

Rage Swarm

Dive into the depths of a massive underground military facility in Deep Combat, a high-intensity 2D action platformer packed with danger and futuristic warfare. Play as an elite soldier sent far below the surface to eliminate advanced threats, survive brutal ambushes, and push through increasingly hostile sectors.

With fluid combat, tight controls, and a tense sci-fi atmosphere, Deep Combat delivers an intense and immersive action experience from beginning to end.

Features:

Fast-paced 2D action platforming

- Fluid combat with responsive controls

- Futuristic enemies, traps, and high-tech hazards

- Constant tension with ambushes and dynamic encounters.

Face futuristic enemies and deadly traps in intense, action-packed platforming challenges.

Deep Combat (Xbox Series)

Embark on this addictive adventure inspired by the Suika Game style, where you combine different Monsters to unlock new and surprising evolutions!
A perfect game to rack up points, challenge yourself, and enjoy each new transformation of these creatures.

There are 11 unique Monsters, each with its own charm and personality!

All of this wrapped in a Sewer and Monster theme, featuring a hand-drawn cartoon art style that brings even more life and character to the game.

Embark on this addictive adventure inspired by the Suika Game style, where you combine different Monsters to unlock new and surprising evolutions!

Suika Monsters (Xbox Series)

Toybox Escape is a colorful 2D pixel-art platformer set inside a massive toy factory gone haywire. After a system malfunction, only the maintenance robot T-01 remains active. Trapped in chaos, T-01 must cross assembly lines, storage rooms, and dangerous machinery, collecting ⚡ energy fragments to unlock doors and survive hostile patrol bots. Blending action, puzzles, and exploration, the game delivers a charming yet tense escape adventure.

Toybox Escape (XBOX SERIES)

Suika Monsters (Xbox One)

Jelly & Toast are a team of food-based heroes who are hungry to recover the stolen magical ingredients used to cook their favorite entrees.

Choose between local co-op multiplayer or solo mode, join forces, and embark on a challenging platform adventure full of puzzles and food. Run, jump, and throw projectiles (or even each other) to complete each level.

Overcome enemy chefs, hot and sharp cooking hazards, and explore 3 kitchen kingdoms full of crazy culinary challenges!


Features:
* 50 different levels
* Platform action gameplay
* Single player or co-op multiplayer
* Vibrant, colorful pixel art.

Jelly & Toast

Toybox Escape

BUILD THE COZY ROOFTOP BASE OF YOUR DREAMS

Starting from scratch on an abandoned rooftop, build, decorate and expand the coziest camp ever! Unlock new buildings and furniture, set up electrical grids, and neatly organize your new life. Relax, build, wander around – the world is literally yours! 

CUSTOMIZE YOUR CHARACTER

Play as Robin or Chris, and customize the protagonist to reflect your unique idea of the last person on Earth!

SCAVENGE THE OLD-WORLD RELICS AND CRAFT NEW GADGETS

Find ancient artifacts from a bygone era, such as kettles, TVs, or microwaves, take them apart using a satisfying dismantling mechanic, and gather resources for your next crafting project!

HIRE A TEAM OF CUTE ROBOT-MINIONS

Automate chores around the camp with the help of cute robots! Build a team of robot-minions, give them commands, and let them chill in a charging bath!

EXPLORE A MYSTERIOS WORLD

Send out scouting drones on expeditions across the sunken megapolis. Discover new locations, bring something valuable back to the base, and, step by step, uncover the mystery behind the end of the world.

MAKE NEW WONDERFUL FRIENDS

The fact you’re the last human on Earth does not mean you can’t still make new friends! Meet quirky robot inhabitants of this new world, like Earl the Fridge or Bombshell Barbara, and grow your bond with them.

PROTECT YOUR BASE FROM THE PESKY PESTS

Your camp needs love and protection. Keep pesky mutant pests from destroying the crops or the electrical grid!

End of the world? Time to build your dream place and make unexpected friends.

I Am Future: Cozy Apocalypse Survival

"TOUCHDOWN FEVER" is a sports game released by SNK in 1987.
Tap the buttons to push forward—simple controls make it easy to enjoy the flow of American football.
With over a hundred formations selected automatically, even beginners unfamiliar with detailed tactics can relax and enjoy the game.

The “Arcade Archives”series is developed with the concept of faithfully reproducing classic arcade games. It also includes convenient features such as difficulty and screen settings, rewind, rapid-fire, and multiple save slots. In addition, players can compete for the best scores with players around the world through online rankings.
“Arcade Archives 2” adds a new “TIME ATTACK MODE” to the lineup of “ORIGINAL MODE,” “HI SCORE MODE,” and “CARAVAN MODE” included in the Arcade Archives series. In “TIME ATTACK MODE,” players compete to clear the game as quickly as possible, regardless of the score achieved. VRR (Variable Refresh Rate) support has also been added, allowing gameplay to be reproduced even closer to the original arcade experience.

Please enjoy these iconic arcade games that defined an era with the “Arcade Archives” series!

*The options menu and manual are available in Japanese, English, French, German, Italian, and Spanish.

"TOUCHDOWN FEVER" is a sports game released by SNK in 1987.
Tap the buttons to push forward—simple controls make it easy to enjoy the flow of American football.
With over a hundred formations selected automatically, even beginners unfamiliar with detailed tactics can relax and enjoy the game.

Arcade Archives 2 TOUCHDOWN FEVER

Test the waters with the DRAGON QUEST VII Reimagined demo!

Experience the beginning of the game for free. The demo ends after the Ballymolloy storyline, which is the first world the party visits. 

・The save data for the demo can be carried over to the full version of the game!
・Receive the demo bonus, "Day Off Dress" (Appearance changing outfit for Maribel)!

*To carry over your data to the full version of the game, you must have save data of DRAGON QUEST VII Reimagined Demo created from the same account, stored on the system where you will be playing the full version.
*There will be a cap on the character level and vocation proficiency you can reach, as well as the gold coins you can own.
*Rewards such as bonus items will not be accessible in the demo.
*To receive the "Demo Player Present" on the full version of the game, you must have save data of DRAGON QUEST VII Reimagined Demo created from the same account, stored on the system where you will be playing the full version.
*The "Demo Player Present" can be received from the "Claim Special Rewards" menu in the full version of the game.

Unravel the mysteries of the past in DRAGON QUEST VII Reimagined! Gather your companions and travel beyond the shores of your small kingdom to discover why it is the only remaining island in the world.

DRAGON QUEST VII Reimagined Demo

TWIN P is a fast-paced one-button game.

You control a line with a pin on each end. One end is always pinned in place while the other constantly rotates clockwise. Press a button to pin the other end while releasing the first one or hold a button to extend the line. Your goal is to move around while avoiding the borders of the screen. Collect the coins to score points but avoid hitting the purple spikes.

The game is over when both ends of the line go beyond the borders of the screen or when you touch a spike.


MIRROR FLOOR is a fast-paced one-button game.

Your goal is to jump between platfroms with coins on them. You score points by picking up the coins but every coin turns you upside down and mirrors your position on the platform. It also changes which sides of the platforms are active. Press a button to jump and hold a button to speed up. You have to think carefully which coins to pick up in order to proceed forward.

The game is over when you fall.


D LASER is a fast-paced one-button game.

You are constantly flying from side to side and slowly climbing up. You turn every time you hit the sides of the screen. Your goal is to avoid being hit by the laser shooting from the top and take cover under the descending skydivers. Press a button to turn and hold a button to stay in place. If the laser hits you, it will push you down and you also descend slowly when you stay still.

The game is over when you reach the bottom of the screen.


REVOLVE A is a fast-paced one-button game.

You control an arrow that is constantly moving and spinning around. Press a button to move in the direction which the arrow is currently facing. Enemies randomly appear from the sides of the screen and generate links between themselves. By crossing any of the links you score points and destroy all the network of this link.

The game is over when you hit any of the enemies.


TWO LANE is a fast-paced one-button game.

You control a car driving on a two lane highway. Press a button to change lanes and hold a button to go faster. The road is interrupted by the grass patches. You will slow down when you touch a grass patch.

The game is over when you slow down completely.

One Button Games 5-in-1 vol. 3 (Xbox One)

Restore power to the grid and keep humanity protected from the zombie apocalypse!

In the aftermath of a zombie apocalypse, the world has gone dark. Cities lie silent, their power grids fractured and failing. You are the only remaining repairman that can restore power to the last safe zones of humanity.

Gridz Keeper is an action puzzler featuring 50 levels that challenge you to repair all the generators in them to move on. Each generator you repair sparks hope, but the power lines are unstable. Every switch you flip triggers any adjacent ones too, plunging some back into darkness while others flare to life. Master the grid, anticipate the chain reactions and reclaim the light one generator at a time!

Gridz Keeper

In Shroomageddon, size is power. Collect coins and power-shrooms to grow, tower over your enemies, and smash through a chaotic world where only the biggest survive. Shrink, and you’re prey. Grow, and you bring despair to your enemies and hope to your allies!

Shroomageddon (Xbox Series X/S)

Help a little slime monster that got stuck inside dangerous dungeon reach the ending, where the exit back to the forest can be found. Choose between walking on the floor or on the ceiling and use that to your advantage to avoid traps and obstacles blocking your way.

SlimeFlip (Xbox Series X/S)

Become the master of flow in Pipeline Tycoon, a strategic puzzle experience built around planning, logic, and efficiency. Your goal is simple: connect the correct pipelines to complete each system — but the challenges grow as you progress. Navigate obstacles, optimize limited space, and think ahead to solve hundreds of handcrafted levels. With intuitive controls, clean visuals, and progressively advanced puzzles, Pipeline Tycoon offers a relaxing yet deeply satisfying journey for fans of clever, skill-based puzzle games.

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